There is a very interesting show poking it’s head out occasionally from in-between hours of muddled, mute, slow motion middle-distance staring.

Wait, Outer Range has been given to a writer from Inhumans and Luke Cage? Jeeze, man, I don’t want to prejudge or anything, but that sounds like pretty worrisome news. And here I was wishing that someone could give all the madness a bit more structure, but those shows are kind of on the complete opposite end of the…

There are few things in this world that I’m certain of, but one thing that I know for sure is that Norm Macdonald’s ghost wouldn’t pay for Twitter Blue. This subscription is clearly the work of an imposter ghost. I suspect the ghost of Frank Stallone, who is alive, yet remains the ghost of Frank Stallone.

Goddamn, that Doom can sure get down. Look at him shakin’ that thing. He moves like he’s been waiting for this moment his whole life.

I have to imagine that he’s not intending to look so perpetually surprised. It’s definitely working against him now. When the shit goes down , you probably don’t want to be the person who looks guilty and caught in every photo you’ve ever taken.

You know, it always did seem a little strange that they introduced Kang before the Fantastic Four (since he is their direct descendant and that used to be kind of the reason for him). At this point, maybe they should just lock the Kang story in some kind of limbo for a couple of years and do a big Fantastic Four…

Lateral moves.

You think Disney is going to run out of money? Or do you mean that Warner Brothers is going to run out of money? Because both of those companies have all the money. 

You know who should reunite for the Late Late Show?

That’s a shame. All the same, should I watch Gilmore Girls? My ex used to be a big fan and always told me that I’d dig it, but it always seemed kind of like Felicity or something to me. I love Mrs Maisel (mostly), though. Is it at all similar with the snappy back and forths and everything?

Well, shit. That was exactly what I was worried about. 

Gotta respect Ray Liotta. The man may perish, but the actor just keeps releasing films.

The Dick Wolf Howls

“Find another writer. Throw a rock in here and you’ll hit one. And do me a favor, throw it hard.”

I love No Escape. I so miss those little mid-budget 90's sci-fi films. Just get a great cast and build a little stick village and boom you’ve got a sci-fi movie. I wish that Hollywood would invest in those kinds of films again. The small investment means that for every one that’s a big suprise success, there can be…

They’ve all got a real massing-cluster-of-contemporary-Dick-Tracy-villains kind of vibe going on. 

When I was a kid, I thought that Shakespeare having a son named “Hamnet” in The Sandman comics was a joke. Then I found out that “Hamlet” was kind of a joke on his son.

Am I the only person alive who actually kind of enjoys watching Bob Hoskins and Jon Leguizamo drunk on scotch running around in dino-blade-runner New York while Dennis Hopper sleazes around harder than he’s ever sleazed before? I get that it wasn’t an appropriate Mario Brothers adaptation, but I still think... it’s..…

Or “the one with the shit-weasels”, as his wife affectionately calls it.

Oh no. That’s way low. Multiple that by itself and you’ll be a lot closer.