Ah, I see. Thank you so much for responding. I have a hard enough time "getting" the good commenter jokes.

My stats prof had a fun spin on the axiom you quote at the beginning of your article: "The numbers will confess to anything, if you torture them long enough." I'm not sure that those words originated with him, but nonetheless, a more colourful take on the saying.

A large part of our mission is ruining nearly all forms of fun except those we explicitly endorse, which are mostly made up of obnoxious in-jokes and obnoxiously literary poop jokes.

So they designed this special tool and installed it in a bathroom so that when they are caught and the NFL reviews security tapes they are able to say, "he was only in there for 90 seconds, couldn't have had the time" when in fact they were thinking ahead with their super fast ball deflater machine for just this…

Sure dude. The team's reputation has been torn to shred the last week without one piece of evidence. come try and get the crown.

"there is a clear historical pattern of the New England Patriots intentionally breaking the rules to gain a competitive advantage."

Fuck it, I'd rather die in a shootout than spend three years in a cage and then have some muslim fuck saw my head off on YouTube.

I'm wondering if there's enough excess material in that hat to pull it down over his face and smother him. Just wondering.

My guess is that he is doing so to make the picture seem more impromptu. Gronk is posing, and bieber, by seemingly adjusting his hat or scratching his head, appears to be the one not posing, thereby making himself seem the bigger, more aloof star. In the picture that results, it will appear that Gronk was the one…

I believe you're looking for the standardized version found here.

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Actually they likely are not. It was only recently that the Syrian regime started actually targeting ISIS. This video is possibly over a year old.

So you didn't read the post then?

Dude that's like saying guys that drift are out of control because they're sliding. It's like saying rally racers have no control over where their cars go. Don't be a moron.

During dirtRACING, yes. THEY WERE UNDER CAUTION DUDE. They are CRUISING. Just idling around the track as slow as they can bear without boring themselves to death. THey are NOWHERE NEAR the limits of manueverability of these things when just putting around the track under caution. That's the most asinine excuse I've…

Look dude. I'm not saying you don't have a point, Ward was being stupid. But the video is damning when the guy in front of you slows way the fuck down and manages to avoid award and you GAS your fucking sprint car and hit the kid. Tony could have EASILY done the same thing the guy in front of him did. At that point it…

Notes on this video (written as I watched the video at work on mute):

HEYYYY YOU GUYYYYYS