You do realize this happened in New Zealand and not America right? Try watching a video or reading a article before replying next time.

For a beginner, maybe.

I don't know much about drugs... is 1,500 bricks of heroin enough to get you high?

You are brave to tell the truth. I'll take it further. Say it with me. RELIGION.

God that drink sounds terrible. Pinot Grigio and Vodka? in the same cup? Abomination is a more appropriate name for it. Also, to each their own!

I am constantly amazed how young Gisele is (33). It seems as though she has been around forever. I first became aware of her in '97 or '98 as F1 driver Pedro Diniz's girlfriend, which would have made her 17 or 18 at that time.

Tell my motherfucking trees to get their shit together then (SoCal location).

Are peaches in season yet? Fuck that, you will use blueberries (which are in season and super cheap right now) to make a pie, cobbler, or smear them all over your body and roll around in cookies to make a modern art dessert.

This is also the AAA team where in the 2000s the closer Rod Beck (RIP) lived behind the LF wall in a trailer and drank beer with fans.

Manny knows a ton more about hitting than anyone gives him credit for. It's not like he can do anything to make the Cubs worse

No brainer.

As a 49er fan I am excited for this, and he really couldn't have fallen into a better situation with the existing offensive line. Joe Staley appears to be one of the nicest human beings in the world, Mike Iupati isn't much for English and Anthony Davis just wants to know what time the buffet in the cafeteria opens.…

When you have to tell reporters that it's safe to come inside your home, thus implying that you aren't going to fly off that handle and mercilessly beat the shit out of them, you've done something wrong with your life.

I'm sure Edward Snowden will be decrying this invasion of privacy with Glenn Greenwald.

In fairness he was only repeating Wichita's official town slogan.

No one seems to notice that when Stollery flips around, his skate actually hits Archibald in the head. It looks like the skate gets Archibald in the side of the head, but if Archibald wasn't wearing a visor, that could have been ugly...