He did hire the basketball coach that beat your doors off twice this year.

Well, when it comes to Washington and violence with soccer players, there is always Hope.

Reached for comment, Kevin Love said, “I can’t really defend his firing. Or the job he did as coach. ...Actually, I can’t defend anything. Please don’t ask me to.”

Reached for comment, Cavs Superstar LeBron James said, “The team is going to miss Dave and all the hard work he has done. But I promise the city of Cleveland: we will not stop until we find an even more talented individual to serve as team waterboy for the rest of the season.”

This storm should meet my good friend, Florida.

This is tasteless and I don’t care for it. My infant daughters saw that image and now they’re all screaming in unison. Thanks, Deadspin.

You can see the staffer in purple behind Jamal holding up 2 fingers after JJ runs by, then once Jamal runs in hes holding up one. Someone got left out there

Still shot of the incident as it occurred:

“I have to wear what?”

That’s nothing, Freddy Adu was 18 when he was 12.

I’m no fan of the Lakers, but that is a good response...

Roses are red

Monmouth also is coached by the Tom Brady Courtroom Sketch

These victims have names and faces now. You can't just dismiss them as a number anymore Carly. Look at them, their blood is on your hands because of your lies.

“When you’ve got her there, naked and in bed and looking at you with a lust that cannot be described, you’re gonna want to just dive in and go for it. But the smart play at that point, really, is to ask her if she’d be okay if you banged her sister instead.”

- Pete Carroll

KG would’ve won the Game of Thrones by season 2.

Yes, she gives me $7,000 per post. It freaking rules.

It all depends if your car continues to use power from the cigarette lighter port once the engine is turned off or not.

It all depends if your car continues to use power from the cigarette lighter port once the engine is turned off or…