And after all his good work preaching the superiority of the Soviet Union, Nikolai Volkoff gets nothing.

Serial and Making a Murderer both fall into the same trap — the journalist is somehow surprised!! that someone accused of murder could act normally when not committing crimes. Not ever murderer is slobbering raving lunatic all the time.

"I was in the graveyard to dig up a corpse and have sex with it!"

I think the problem is that the monsters are ostensibly the villains in these movies. I assume they'd be the ones crossing-over. No one wants to see generic action protagonists team up.

It's like the Onion editorial "This Scripts Pretty Much Writes, Directs, and Universally Pans Itself" was taken seriously and Universal did try to launch a franchise. I'm looking forward to the Western version of the Headless Horseman.

Hey! I already have my tickets for the next six Power Rangers movies!

I believe it also fell into the Shawshank Redemption category in that it was on TNT twice a week for several years.

Be forewarned: the art in Sandman changes a lot throughout the series with varying results. "A Game of You" starts off really good but eventually craps out near the end.

MST3K seems like it'd be on the cheaper end of the spectrum. Then again, the first season was financed through Kickstarter, so I don't know if that means a second season would be cheaper or more expensive.

Dr. Psycho had a small (no pun intended) resurgance in the mid-'00s with Villains United and was a major member of the Secrety Society. He was pretty much a MRA before such a thing existed.

That certainly was made quickly. Erm.

Technically, Erlich was a geeky tech guy who sold his invention for a lot of money and has now become a blowhard investment guy. He's just a different type of tech guy than Richard.

Iron Man 4, feat. Spider-Man

Kevin Sullivan may be short, but it's rude to call him a "little person."

Seriously, how is this guy still a thing? He seemed like a flash in the pan in the '90s during My So-Called Life and it seemed like his time was up after the crappy 3rd wave emo band 30 Seconds to Mars. Isn't there literally anyone else to do this job?

The most outrageous part of the premise is that there are still niche magazines with fulltime staff.

This Steven Bomb was just…I dunno…okay? It almost seems like Steven finally facing up to what his mom did felt rushed, which is a strange statement since he's been grappling with it for a while now. To me, it almost felt like the plot point ("Steven goes to Homeworld to face his destiny") forced the story instead of…

Honestly, I'm terrified that I'll be a selfish coward when it matters.

It turns out Bethany was too crazy for Girls' Town and too much of a girl for Crazy Town.

I believe that's called the "George 'the Animal' Steele" Award.