Jonathan = ForeverBae

The underboob just gets sweatier in a bra.

But....there is never a period of time where my boobies are dry underneath. Get out of shower? Wet. Dry off with towel? Still damp. Instant that the towel finally gets the last bit of dampness? Sweating commences.

As a girl with a lisp, don’t be mean like that.

Oh, great, first Norwegians, and now Poles?

Europe is full!

Someone’s radicalised the Borrowers!

To my lesbian Muslim wife who does activism work to increase Muslim acceptance of LGBT folks within the community, this survey is proof that the work she and others like her are doing isn’t pointless and is actually making a difference. Surveys like this are incredibly encouraging to LGBT Muslims. As much as I also…

People complain a lot about Cory Booker being a corporate sellout and voting to support the pharma industry, but this is a big slap in the face for the pharma industry that is so prominent in NJ. Good on Booker.

I know Patrick Dempsey’s rocky marriage is doing just fine because his wife signed her anniversary note “wifey.”

I just found out I’m pregnant. My husband is out of town camping with the kids. I’m freaked out. Like happy, but I’m four years post repeat loss and never thought I’d be doing this again. Aaaaah!

How about law’s that protect tigers as opposed to banning photos? The selfies, regardless of how we feel about them, are a form of expression. If the litmus test for banning something is that someone finds out objectionable then we might be in for a very controlled existence.

Don’t you see? You commenting on Jezebel = explicit support for everything all authors and commenters say and do; him commenting on Jezebel = teaching those feminists a lesson! Because... reasons.

I’m hoping that this all leads up to Pitt coming out as bisexual.

I need Frank Ocean and Brad Pitt to date.

Because banning substances has worked so well in the past and continues to work swimmingly today.

I can believe anyone is taking your seriously.

No one is saying that women are biologically non-violent. The fact is that historically, women have been less violent and men have been horrifically so. Biology is only one factor in this, but most men are bigger, have more upper body strength, aren’t hindered by pregnancy, and have more testosterone flowing through…

And they NEVER play the original version which is so much better. :(