Look, I’m not normally one to support women fighting over a dude (especially not when it’s Colin Jost) but oh my god do I want to see Leslie Jones and Scarlett Johanssen fight each other.

The article is about a movie about a dog and you bring up Chinese people fucking eating dogs? Sure, that’s logical and normal. Fuck off.

No one was talking about food or eating and your Pavlovian response to China and Movie about dogs was to bring up Chinese people eating dogs. Draw your own fucking conclusions.

Strangely lots of people have pet pigs and pet lambs in America...yet we still consume bacon, hot dogs, lamb chops and rack of lamb......

I...don’t remember if guys were that hot when I was in college or if I’m just seeing them through cougar-colored glasses.

Better than having Dylan McKay / Luke Perry hair and dating Brenda Walsh / Shannen Doherty...

My dream in life is to have Brenda Walsh hair and date Dylan McKay. I’m 34 and if this is all wrong, I don’t want to be right.

You’d think he’d be a whole lot thinner as a result, wouldn’t you? If you’re going to use, it should at least give you the semblance of a thinner physique. Anyhow, yep. I have a doctor who has told me straight up Trump has some really clear tics specific to a particular family of stimulants. And that he’s been using…

i give this price a very enthusiastic thumbs up:

Church stops telling people who and how to fuck, people will stop bring their fucking-related issues to church.

Me when I thought they were going to insult Bieber:

That is an incredibly cold and closed-minded message to send to your goddaughter. I am sure you were made a godparent for very good reasons. To paint a woman who was bipolar, an addict, and honest about both subjects, as “not a good person” is many things. Godly is not one of them.

Addiction and mental illness do not make one “not a good person”. If so, put me on the naughty list. If you choose to frame it that way for your goddaughter (with her parents permission which you’d seek, right?), I hope she never battles addiction or mental illness. Why not use it to let her know that even “role…

I want to just thank you from the deepest part of my soul for all you have said in this thread. I am an alcoholic, I know it and I would give my right arm not to be. Growing up, I never answered the question “What do you want to be when you grow up?” with “An alcoholic!”

What? “She was not a good person.” Because she was sick? God forbid your child should ever have any form of mental illness. I feel sorry for her already.

just because she was an addict does not mean she wasn’t a good person.

nah, i was calling for empathy. of which you have none.

If only the same compassion and logic were applied to all addicts and people suffering from mental illness, regardless of fame or socio-economic status.

“I am not shocked that part of her health was affected by drugs,” he continued. “If you want to know what killed her, it’s all of it.”