I have never heard of this before in my many decades on the planet.

Kellyanne: “I can’t believe Spicer only lasted 53 days as Communications Director. That’s a record that will never be broken”

Is this a subtweet to Al Gore, about the internet? ;)

Yes. Also, Baba Yaga, Russian witch of Olde. Seeexy.

Ruthie is more Blues than rhythm but here she is covering Sabbath:

Cara Delevingne is a singer now.

The best is to play “Islands in the Stream” for someone who’s never heard it and watch as they make that bewildered face and wonder, “why do I know this song?”

That song was the SHIT!!!!.... “ Ghetto Superstar” was her best banger tho

I was scared it was a cover <shudders>

Anybody who names their album Lust For Life and isn’t Iggy Pop needs to have a word with me.

Peter North remembers...

When people ask what happened here, tell them that winter came for House Pornhub, and lots of people didn’t.

Just to head this off at the pass; no, it’s still racist if you’re going to come into the comments to say something along the lines of “You know I normally wouldn’t say this, but the Roma really are [insert X stereotype here], and I know that because of [insert Y story about a trip to Europe]”

Because buying items for homes, wardrobes, and maintaining social relationships is a woman’s job, duh! Any men who go must be martyrs bestowing august companionship and VALUABLE LEISURE time on the needy wimminz frittering away male video-game time by hunting down appropriate or economical merchandise.

77's just, like, spooning sex. Definitely not me or my partner’s favorite position by any stretch, but it does offer AMAZING opportunities to whisper sweet nothings into her ear.

Because of the hypocrisy: Ivanka has branded herself as a champion of women’s rights.

Counterpoint: No they won’t. These kids will never interact with the peasants of the world. Having a funny name doesn’t matter when you’re an elite.

I have a ton of men’s t-shirts simply because I like having GODDAMN SLEEVES.

She’s 24, it’s just how she looks. I appreciate that she doesn’t style herself in kiddie fashion like Ariana Grande.

What the fuck tiny apartment has a dishwasher?