OK millennial...

I remember at the turn of the century (lol) when the 3.6L 996 Turbo had “only” 415hp. That was considered a ton of power in the day. Even the Corvette Z06 had less power - 385hp when it was released in 2000.

The front end looks nice and aggressive like a goddamned rodent thanks to two tall nostrils beaver teeth and slim headlights with interesting halo-esque daytime running lights.

“The front end looks nice...”

BOOOOOO... pre Bangle 5-series was the best looking sedan ever designed.

Yup. You essentially have two options in 2020: Either a luxo ride with more screens than they have information to put on them, or some rental-spec garbage that makes you want to die.

This. Reminds me of this hilarious display of how out of touch people can be with reality.

Neutral: There’s essentially nothing in the new car marketplace that I find desirable. I’m a simple man who doesn’t need much to be satisfied, but I’m not a masochist. 

It must be so confusing when you’ve got a new Frontier on the lot and a used one.

Claire Daines also is confusing to follow in the dark and being able to tell if she’s going to stop or turn or what.

I’m not gonna lie, the original Fast & Furious is on syndication this month on Showtime and since my wife has been out of town for work and I have been bored most evenings, I have sat through at least part of it several times. There is something special about the original which has not really been captured in any of…

Immigrant cars doing the work that American cars refuse to do.

I take issue with the idea of millennials or GenZ “killing” or “saving” industries. What is killing the automotive industry (and dairy, jewelry, etc) is capitalism. The tenets of capitalism keep wages low, but raise prices as high as they will go for max profit. Over decades, this philosophy prices younger people out…

The answer is pretty obvious.

Elevator pitch - Nick Cage and Angelina Jolie are back, this time trying to get the embattled CEO of Nissan from a port in Marseilles to his home in Lebanon. Why didn’t he just fly? He DID, but engine trouble forced an early landing. Yes, I know they were flying from the east, but an American audience won’t notice the…

It’s ridiculous.

At least one mainstream automaker will be selling gas engines in 2100. Bank on it.

I just use the same journalists testing different cars. For example, Jason Cammisa posted his verdict about the GLI and Si sedan on his IG and basically had the same observations as everyone else. GLI is good but not great, Si is so ridiculously capable but doesn’t make you love it.

Around where I live, there are people and many of them do not have homes.

They should have considered elevating Alfa up to Porsche, which they’re now going to do with Maserati. Who cares if it’s expensive and breaks if it’s ridiculously stylish, very well adorned inside, and people feel good driving one (and it’s not their only car).