The only way it could have been more Southern is to include “Bless your heart.”

That substantial news coverage would have been great *before* the election, right? Educating people that ACA = Obamacare and if they had it they were setting themselves up to lose it. I dunno. Would they have heard that message above the din, though?

My beautiful, delicate great-nephew, just a baby, is being raised by a shitkicking, gun loving, confederate flag waving father and a complicit mother. It breaks my heart.

Someone just push me in that Keebler-looking fool’s general direction. Because I’m out of shape, I’d stumble & fall on him and it’d take me at least 5 minutes to get up. And, because I’m roughly the size of a barge, I’d squash his little twerp ass like a bug.

For a portion of his supporters, there are probably some who believe that Drumpf is financially successful because God wants him to be.

Serious stalker song. see also: “On the Street Where You Live”

I hope you all have a wonderful day and the patients in your care appreciate you extra. Thank you for taking care of people.

I am digging your Seb reaction gifs today!

yep, the Obama mic drop is real footage. (White House Correspondents Dinner 2016 short highlights video. It comes at the end, “and with that I have just two more words to say: Obama out.”)

The sun just broke through the clouds here in Seattle, and enough of a weight was lifted from me that I got off the couch and put a chicken in the crock-pot.

I don’t know... would Ryan bring it to a vote if he didn’t think it would pass? Due to the election pre-polls vs. results, I just don’t believe polls anymore, nor sites who purport to have the numbers

it might actually be the reason why he’s an asshole. A young lifetime of bullying can do strange things to people.

Dying alone is just fine with me. I’ve had it with mothering other grown-up humans. Fix your own sandwich, in your own house. Snore in your *own* goddamn bed. feh. so done.

Fuck? They probably spend 90% of their time in bed riding his face.

he’s a white man, he doesn’t get held without trial.

with a name like O’Meara?

I’m no constitutional or legal scholar, but I know a little bit: This judge resides in the state of Hawaii and is mostly called on to rule on district legislation. However, he’s a Federal Judge and a full-fledged member of the Federal Judiciary. He was nominated by a president of the United States (in this case,…

I know! spendeeeee. But something like this, right? :-)