it did happen in the band room...

Jezebel is so far up the Kardashians’ collective asshole right now that they’re about to release the sex tape.

OH FFS. He was getting that nom with our w/o Taylor. Did you even watch the series?

I disagree. I believe in my soul that kind, sweet, toffy Tom is an absolute freak in the sheets.

I was. Things don’t always work out. What’s really cheesing my grits right now is all the unnecessary gloating going on in here. Jezebel used to be a fun place to be a Hiddlestoner. It seems like the latest batch of writers loves to hate him, though, and I don’t get it. I miss Rebecca Rose. I’m spending too much time…

you’re all just so horrible and mean about this. jeeze. :-(

Also: Thandie Newton! Tessa Thompson! Ben Barnes!
*fangirl flailing intensifies*

“... send a raven.”

His feet are *handsome*. I’ve never said that about feet, ever.

It would help if people could get counseling to learn ways to cope. So many don’t ... but that’s a whole ‘nother can of worms.

The World Doesn’t Give Fuck One About My Feelings - a novel by me.

We had a real problem in my family until we got one of these. A good, metal-teeth lice comb with *long teeth* made all the difference. This one even worked on my daughters very long, very fine and *also* very thick hair. (Her hair is like a impenetrable forest of skinny trees.)

School of Love’s Hard Knocks

The glass coffin in the desert: She’s burying any Snow White waiting for love’s first kiss b.s.

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everyone is so pretty, even the green smoothie is pretty, and nothing hurts.

Whatever. My forever imaginary boyfriend doesn’t need to waste a drop of his poetic soul on media vultures.

That could have been so cute if the pants legs were full-length.

You don’t know hand strength until you’ve met a rock-climber.
(dated one of those guys for years, and whoa.)

“It’s like your real self greeting another person’s real self.” - that’s cool, but if he says “namaste” Imma kick him out.