“The FBI estimates that there are between twenty-five and fifty serial killers operating throughout the U.S. at any given time”

His big brown eyes! I bet he got away with so much mischief as a kid, just shoot his parents the eyes and “awwwww”

Girl. Take off the harness, fold up the parachute and carry it out of the hangar LIKE A BOSS instead of flailing around. sheesh.

HARVEST GOLD! My mom’s kitchen was practically all that color.

I’m such a true-crime fan, but hadn’t heard of My Favorite Murder. Thank you for that rec, I’ve probably found my newest go-to listen.

I appreciate the shaky-cam warning. I can’t watch, I’ll get sick.

Have you ever tried mixing a little bit of horseradish sauce in the yolk mixture? Or lemon juice? (i have tried both and think it’s really tasty)

Wait what how did he do that? Is that real actual motion slowly performed by him or did they do some camera tricks? Because that jump? What did I see?

yooooou’d never do that to meeeee (woudja, baby?)

... although I kind of get the feeling that Melania isn’t sharp enough to get that shade. She’s like looking around the room at the reactions of the staff and going “what? what did I miss?”

Marni Nixon lent her voice to four Disney movies, but was only credited in one. She was the main title soloist in the opening of Cinderella, the singing flowers in Alice in Wonderland, the singing geese in “Jolly Holiday” in Mary Poppins, and (her only credited role) the singing voice of Grandmother Fa in Mulan.

Sea-Town represent! ;-)

Pepe was such a typical skirt-chaser, too, in that any time Penelope showed interest he ran for the frikkin hills.

Yah, ok, if you’re going to report it, report it correctly.
you wrote: “Five days of self-imposed house arrest later, Swift finally crept from her L.A. mansion”

I guess it would make guys want to rip your clothes off? If only not to have to look at the clothes?

One of my friends was, until recently, a free-lance Licensed Massage Therapist. She worked for a clinic, had a few in-home clients, and also worked for Dr. Dot as a “Dot Bot.” Her most interesting gig was the time she and several other Dot Bots showed up at a pro basketballer’s place, to do massages for his wife and a…

“I can make my own grilled cheese!” - Michelle Obama

You know what I can’t unsee? The gaping maw that is Dani Mathers’ soul.

This is the final installment of “Ask a Former Drunk.”

AEROSOLES. They have so many varieties of black pumps.

AEROSOLES. They have so many varieties of black pumps.