She keeps getting better! Abortion is a medical procedure between a woman and her doctor. Full stop. Anything less is unacceptable.

Trolling is more effective when you don’t say stupid shit like “per capital.”

UGH. I cannot stand her and the Assange defenders. The Assange case is not an attack on journalists. It’s an attack on hackers. Assange loses any protection he had as a journalist BY PARTICIPATING IN THE STEALING OF THE CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS. Read the government indictment. They’re saying they believe (based on…

The only thing sadder than “Old Man Yells At Cloud” is a person who’s not that old doing the same thing.

and then there's the fourth kind: people who sue because they're rich and can throw gobs of money at their legal team until the other side is exhausted and broke and gives up. 

At the end of the interview, Cooper asked Sanders point-blank if he knew about any of the allegations from the 2016 campaign. The Vermont Senator said he did not as he was “a little bit busy running around the country trying to make the case.”

Sen. Elizabeth Warren has, so far, chosen to remain silent on her major faux pas, despite being the first of the big-name candidates to officially announce her campaign.

Steve Martin = I like to do a small gig the night before a big show to knock off the rust and make sure my material is good.

OK, everyone who swears they were dying to vote for her in 2016, here you go. And don’t tell me the DNA thing (stupid as it was) is what’s personally turned you off, either.

People need to stop making the women of this administration out to be victims. She is right where she wants to be. 

To recap: Cis man observes conversation about predatory behavior and chimes in to remind us he’s one of them. For he must be acknowledged constantly, even as a villain. Got it.

They don’t give Obama a pass. But he gets a tut-tutting compared to Clinton.

Both are doing so for the same reason - deflection. Fox News would rather talk about the Clintons than the Trump Investigation, and Splinter would rather continually point out her faults as the reason for 2016 rather than address the fact their socialist icon put his own agenda ahead of country rather than support her…

No that would be Obama, the guy who was the actual head of the Democratic party for eight years and president. Yet for some reason, he always gets a pass despite being the top of the ticket when Democrats lost their majorities.

The only people more obsessed with the Clintons than Republicans are Splinter.

Pissing off red voters doesn’t do a thing to offset the company uses money earned form meals sold there to make real damaging problems for the LGBTQ community. The person at the counter could be a perfectly nice person, even queer themselves, but the company can leverage large amounts of money to do real lasting harm,…

Yes, punish the bigots by giving them money. That’s a brilliant strategy.

That’s like being the world’s tallest midget.

Jesus christ he is a fucking moron. We are ruled by a moron.

Republicans who will not impeach this person are the worst traitors in the history of the world.