His story had been told three panels at a time for decades—not exactly a format that lends itself to developing a deep and iconic mythology,

Seriously though. If you don’t see a problem testing produce before you buy it.... why don’t you ASK someone first?

Aside from the obvious transphobia, why hasn’t there been an issue made of her filming someone in the bathroom without their consent?

Because your ok with anti-lgbtq if it gets you small government?

Not to mention, have a completely independent elected prosecutor charge and go to trial with them, to avoid conflict of interest with the regular prosecutor’s office.

I thought it was John Barron, Jr.

Plus the tie itself is fucking atrocious. And he always seems to be wearing it.

You’ve never actually seen Monty Python have you?

It’s actually worse than not allowing people in general to buy junk food, because it specifically creates a different, lesser class of citizen with fewer rights and choices, which, since SNAP is SUPPOSED to be about leveling the playing field and giving people more opportunities, is absolutely perverse.

If you believe…

“It’s important to note that this was not a Toledo police officer and is in no way affiliated with the department,” said Sgt. Kevan Toney. “If people were upset with the manner in which he acted, they should contact Kroger, I suppose.”

Well he definitely wasn’t listening to Louis Prima!

I guess I’m of the “I Understand Why He Did It But He Should Reject The Hero Label Because He Isn’t One” camp.

The only problem is if he called himself or accepted the ‘hero’ tag. If that is how it went down then he should keep his ass off TV doing interviews.

To stand by and watch the kids die, then cash in their retirement cheques?

Is Throop tangentially related to Norville “Shaggy” Rogers?

Cannibal pony was surprisingly metal for its day.

No, it’s “both sides do it but we do it a bit and the Republicans do it a shit load”. You know, because a porpoise is like 500lb max and a blue whale is 300,000lb. It is a good comparison to make. No justification was made, just a comparison of how much more the Republicans do it compared to the Dems.

I think that move is called The Nunes.

No, he does not realize. It’s kind of his thing!

It is; but it isn't. Lyre Paradox.