Well, I would place 5,000 tiles, and I would place 5,000 more, just to be the man who placed 10,000 tiles to fall down on the floor.

“It’s not cardboard. Wood filament on a 3D printer can actually contain real wood particles in it”

Cool trick, but I wouldn’t call it an Easter Egg like he does. So many times.

Nowadays Adam still wanna talk like he knows how to play
But nothing comes out when he swings at the pitch
Just another swing-and-miss
And m***********s act like this is all about Drake

Designs 3D models in unity to display as holograms... Draws QR codes by hand with sharpies for use in taped together cardboard arena.

You cannot do Always Look at Bright Side of Life without whistling

Yeah, I really don’t need my car nagging me every time we pass a Starbucks “are you suuuure you don’t want to get a Frappuccino? I can go ahead and stop there! *DING* this has been a sponsored message, upgrade now with an in-car purchase to dismiss Starbucks promotions”

I hope she finds a curse for her cure.

Ugh. Gawker really needs to work on their proofreading, sorry Stephen...

more on the ouija board later?

I am guessing that was your story. No, I am talking about calling a whole socio-economic group of people turds. The very first paragraph of the story. He (you?) try to walk it back a bit later in the story, he still is an asshole on par with the crappy customer.

In stories about crappy customers one can like, take the side of, feel sympathy for, what have you, for the server. Not in this story.

Yes, because my statement that there was “no one” to like in that story means I agree with the customer. (sarcasm)

I worked at a high end ice cream store.

I know, I could barely finish that story, he sounds like a complete asshole. No one to like in that story.

Turds have shit for brains.

Not really. They should have some sort of contact verification set up, though, so they can can provide identities and locations for law enforcement in such cases. Would help deter this sort of thing from happening and improve their reputation.

I would express my love for the Android version of Catan, if only they’d give it a real AI rather than just cheating on the dice rolls to make it harder.

I would express my love for the Android version of Catan, if only they’d give it a real AI rather than just cheating…

A special shout-out to the Michael Mann-influenced The Way of the Gun by Christopher McQuarrie (screenwriter of The Usual Suspects and director of the upcoming Mission: Impossible 5). The obvious influence is in the tactical knowledge, how the characters do not waste bullets and use cover properly. The entire film is…

I would if I felt it enhanced my eating experience. How I season my food is really nobody else's concern