I’d bet that “Bee” is a better flavor than “Orange Vanilla”.

There is no lower limit on intelligence. The upper limit is strictly enforced, however.

I want to eat that giraffe in a tasty Giraffagarofaluffaloaf.

I have seen the future: The decision to increase this movie’s budget will become the internet’s go-to example when explaining sunk cost fallacy.

Being a firefighter is a good and honorable job, like being a teacher or an ice cream truck driver.

Are you aware that that was my point?

I hate you.

No. Not that money. He kept that money. The money those dumb kids gave him so he could give it to charity.

That’s the only appropriate place for it.

Come’on, guys. He’s only a fucking Nazi skidmark some of the time! Why can’t we just focus on the occasions where he isn’t proving he’s human garbage? /s

Oregon Trail.

We’re also to accept that, like Trump, he’s not a bigot despite his bigoted comments and behavior.

What does his inability to control other people have to do with him waiting a month and a half to comment on this? He still has total control of his own actions. He chose to ignore the problem. Like he always does.

It’s a good name for a citrus beverage, though.

You don’t need to use an already bad situation as an opportunity to project strength and authority, either. That makes you a prick.

“I know we’ve had to reschedule this meeting. Thank you for going with the flow.”

She gives off a strong Granny Goodness vibe.

The same can be said of High School aged kids. And College. Really anyone after puberty but before life crushes their spirit.

Zagnut.

As it ran towards me I thought it was being friendly so I said ‘What’s Up, Skip?’