I’d bet it’s real. Trump has a history.

I don’t think that was his thought process. I think he read (or, more likely, someone read to him) that it was all done by an unnamed individual. That must mean he’s off the hook. He can’t be the unnamed individual because he has a name. If Mueller tries to call him an unnamed individual, it only proves that Mueller…

The adopted son of Darkseid is tweeting for Trump? That seems to check out.

If you put the cheese in the middle it’s the bastard child of Sloppy Joe and Juicy Lucy. I call it a Filthy Lou.

What the hell was Ivanka Trump even talking about before?

Who gives a shit if they knew the real reason he wanted to go there? His motivation has no bearing on their actions.

As much as I love Spinal Tap, these reunions always bother me. Throughout the movie they are shown to be constantly changing. Spinal Tap was only their current iteration. They were the New Originals and the Thamesmen before that. Hell, Spinal Tap was originally a hippy band. They were always changing names and styles,…

“It was posted on Snapchat by several people,” Anthony told the Springfield News-Leader. “I immediately screenshotted it. I know for a fact it was taken by someone who was there.”

The hotel. It’s literally their business.

I’m partial to Mayor Ben, myself.

You seem to forget that Fox News is for boomers. They aren’t worried about insurance because they have medicare. They aren’t worried about student loan debt because they went to school back when it was affordable. They don’t care about the future because they won’t live to see it. All Fox News has to do to scare them…

“Tantrum worthy of a two-year old” is the default state of Republicans.

Boy Scouts Of America has been planning this shift away from gendered activities since last year, with the name change being announced back in May, and Girl Scouts has maintained that this will undermine its own work with kids child labor sales force.

Act like a shit and someone’s going to flush you. The brat should have realized his teacher had one hand on the handle.

Encourage your kids... to hit each other.

The idiot cops are more likely to shoot one of their own and pin it on someone they can claim is one of the bad guys with a gun. They just need to find one of those troublesome “good apples” first.

Or skip the “still waiting on this” email. 

In that case, I have a huge bowl of sandwiches left over from Halloween. I might have a Twix sandwich in a minute.

If the first email is the first reminder, wouldn’t the third email be the fourth time you’ve asked?

Maybe they can cancel the rest of the shows and just sell them Hulk Hogan instead. He seems happy there. We don’t really want him. Everyone wins.