Hey, now. You can’t blame 1920's Appalachia for the concept of sun bleached plastic children’s toys. Toys weren’t made of plastic until the 1940's. They had sun bleached wood or rusted metal children’s toys. The rest of your statement I can’t argue with.

A fat fuck who is avoiding fast food?

I guess we just have to hope that Trumplethinskin doesn’t want to kill a news story shortly after a phone-breaking text bug is discovered.

So was I. It isn’t stupidity. It’s willful ignorance. Same with the earlier comment referring to them as a ‘population’. DJ is trying to equate them to a protected class in order to vilify anyone who speaks against them.

Because you can’t talk about ‘Blue Lives’ unless you pretend cops are, somehow, born that way. You have to treat them like a race if you’re going to pretend they’re the real victims.

And? Prejudice isn’t automatically bad. I’m prejudiced against a lot of things. Nazis. Child molesters. Rapists. Not everything has to be taken on a case-by-case basis. Some things are perfectly reasonable to pre-judge. Law enforcement has gone a long way out of their way to fall into that category. If they want…

‘Being a police officer’ is a choice. Therefore, ‘showing up as police officers’ is a choice.

Law enforcement is not a population. It’s a profession. And a disreputable one, at that.

That’s why it’s doctored. They shopped this one in so they could talk about diversity.

Sometimes visible boom mics are integral to the plot. Especially in Troma films.

There’s an asshole on everyone’s six.

He doesn’t have any mirrors. Mirrors upset him. His staff has replaced all mirrors with framed (and highly shopped) photos of him from 30 years ago. So far, he’s buying it.

I wonder if he even realizes that his statement casts capitalism as the opposite of humanity.

Why are bad reviews so much more entertaining to read than good ones?

Flambeed.

More old-timey? Licorice pipes.

You’re a fucking Randy. Nobody likes a Randy.

Cheese is a daytime snack. After midnight is the time for unheated cans of corn.

Portion control has no place after midnight.

Portion control has no place after midnight.