There’s two ways to look at those statements. Either A) Cohen is a bad liar and Giuliani is stupid enough to believe everything he’s told without question, or B) Giuliani is a liar who is too stupid to tell a decent lie. Either way, he’s admitting that nothing he says can ever be trusted. And that he’s an imbecile.

In fairness, Bumblebee Man isn’t a loose Mexican stereotype. He’s a loose parody of one specific Mexican.

Only his fingers, penis, and brain are small. His ass, gut, ego, and bald spot are all huge.

I was in a dollar store once looking for a cheap scrub brush. I found one in the kitchen stuff. In the next aisle, I found the same brush in the bathroom stuff. The second one was half the price and the only difference was the label said “toilet” instead of “kitchen”. It seems people will pay double to not imagine…

Honestly, I need to watch more L.A. Law reruns to make sense of this lawsuit.

One man in the segment said something like “Kingmaners” to describe locals. That caught Gates’s attention — citizens typically refer to themselves as “Kingmanites,”

That’s easy enough to do. Tell Trump he’s getting his wall. Instead, erect a series of gallows along the border. When he throws his inevitable victory rally, hang everyone that shows up.

And “Save the Last Dance for Me” was on an album called “If It Don’t Kill You, It Just Makes You Stronger”. That should be enough to prove that a Bruce Willis declaration isn’t to be trusted.

I do likewise. Unless their hands are full. If it looks like opening the door will be a pain in their ass, I extend the courtesy zone as needed. Cup of coffee in one hand and a phone in the other? 2 seconds. Stack of pizzas in both hands with wings balanced on top? 30 seconds. Several bags of groceries in one hand and…

I don’t volunteer for the thankless tasks because I don’t care if they get done and, unlike my actual job, they aren’t paying me to pretend I do.

The ocean. It’s right here and full of stuff. Space is out there and mostly nothing.

If we don’t give them a platform, where will we put the gallows?

I made one comment. I’m not sure how I could have made that comment to rationalize other comments I never made. It’s nice to know that anyone who disagrees with you is automatically a troll, though. It must be nice to be so full of yourself that you can’t even imagine anyone having a differing opinion without the assum…

The girl made a mistake. You make mistakes. I make mistakes. If I make a mistake and someone insists on pointing out that I shouldn’t have, then I think that person sounds like a jerk.

I would argue that no article about what an asshole Musk is could be complete without pointing out the legion of pricks who worship him and attack anyone they deem his enemy. Especially since he points them at the targets he wants attacked with total disregard for the consequences. Assholes love having cronies.

To everyone saying that whether Looking Backwards cheated or not is arguable. No it isn’t. There’s a simple, easy to follow guideline. Would you do it to your parent? If you’d hug your dad, hugging another man isn’t cheating. If you’d kiss your mom on the cheek, kissing another woman on the cheek isn’t cheating.…

To anyone that isn’t trying to rationalize their own cheating, what he did is cheating. 

Well, he was a Trump adviser for a while.

No. Because someone with a British accent would say “paedo”.