The ocean. It’s right here and full of stuff. Space is out there and mostly nothing.

If we don’t give them a platform, where will we put the gallows?

I made one comment. I’m not sure how I could have made that comment to rationalize other comments I never made. It’s nice to know that anyone who disagrees with you is automatically a troll, though. It must be nice to be so full of yourself that you can’t even imagine anyone having a differing opinion without the assum…

The girl made a mistake. You make mistakes. I make mistakes. If I make a mistake and someone insists on pointing out that I shouldn’t have, then I think that person sounds like a jerk.

I would argue that no article about what an asshole Musk is could be complete without pointing out the legion of pricks who worship him and attack anyone they deem his enemy. Especially since he points them at the targets he wants attacked with total disregard for the consequences. Assholes love having cronies.

To everyone saying that whether Looking Backwards cheated or not is arguable. No it isn’t. There’s a simple, easy to follow guideline. Would you do it to your parent? If you’d hug your dad, hugging another man isn’t cheating. If you’d kiss your mom on the cheek, kissing another woman on the cheek isn’t cheating.…

To anyone that isn’t trying to rationalize their own cheating, what he did is cheating. 

Well, he was a Trump adviser for a while.

No. Because someone with a British accent would say “paedo”.

It wasn’t chosen to represent Musk. It was chosen to represent “Elon’s many fans/cultists” who are “just making everything worse”.

Intelligence is measured by silence. Smart people know how to shut up. Idiots blather.

I once saw an Iowa driver with a pizza on his dashboard. Every time he went in for another slice the box lid would block his windshield. No hands on the wheel. One holding the box open, the other fishing for food.

Kellogg’s was deep in the Superman business going back to their days sponsoring his radio show. But if you think that’s amazing, check out what used to qualify as a cereal prize.

The two issues cannot be separated.

People who take their cues from Patch Adams are in no position to give advice.

Exactly. This technique never worked on me because I never wanted to go anywhere with my family. If they said “We’re leaving with or without you”, my pants would come back off and I’d be in front of the TV in seconds. Have fun at the movies. I’ll enjoy my two hour vacation from insults and bickering.

To me, “absurdist” retains some level of normalcy for the weirdness to bounce off of, like Tom in Tom Goes to the Mayor. “Random” just does things without reflecting on them.

I’ll see your ‘81 and raise you a ‘67.

It must have come from that haunted lemon tree that the heroes of Shelbyville banished.