If three prequels, two ewok movies, and a holiday special didn’t destroy the brand, I don’t think anything can.

The situation is often even worse for “dispatch workers,” or temporary staff who are brought into the factory when more hands are needed. The type of labor remains popular in China because the dispatch company—not the factory—is considered to be obligated to the worker, so factory operators can skirt the rules and…

According to an attorney who represents the students, the 15 have been suspended indefinitely for one to two years

You disrespected the author and the subjects of the story by implying their thought processes were deficient. Since you aren’t treating everyone with respect, you aren’t obeying God. Perhaps you should take a vow of silence, oh holy one.

He’s also got Beverly Hills Cop. He was also in Risky Business. Which led to this little nugget.

Only when compared to Second Sight.

I’m not so sure that “Italian guy” and “vending machine” are synonymous.

She’s got two Grammys, an Emmy, a Tony, and a win at WrestleMania. That’s five moments even without pretending Vibes was good.

Who needs all that when you can just grab ‘em by the Pyongsong?

Nah. He just wants his money back.

If Goldblum really had the power to do anything, don’t you think he would have unmade Vibes?

Off topic, but why in the holy hell did everyone suddenly start saying “utilize” instead of “use”? “Utilize” means using something for a purpose other than the purpose for which it was intended. A vehicle isn’t utilizing a parking lot by parking in it. A vehicle would be utilizing a parking lot by doing doughnuts.

“Overdue in human terms is very different than overdue in geologic terms,” Ben Edwards, a professor of earth sciences at Dickinson College, told Gizmodo. “For example, given the observation that Yellowstone has a big eruption about every 600,000 to 700,000 years, it is probable that it will have another large…

Do you also argue that the plural of “school bus” is “school bi”?

The walls at Warner Brothers must be Teflon. None of their shit is sticking.

What happens when your smartass kid decides to lower the roof while his brother is sleeping up there?

Deleted scene from Return of the Jedi:

It might not be Dutch. It could be alien.

I imagine it’s similar to why it is legal to drink a Coke while driving with a blood alcohol level of .07 but illegal to drink a beer while driving with a blood alcohol level of .01.