False. Trump has also thinks “brown people” come from a country called Puerto Rico.

Or if you’re a horny beetle.

That thing must have a hell of a screen if it can take a june bug at highway speeds without cracking.

So my takeaway here is that Teslas shit the bed even under the most optimal possible conditions.

I was thinking Carnosaur, Raptor, Dinocroc, Dinoshark, and Supergator are back and wreaking havoc, so scientists pit Sharktopus, Piranhaconda, Pteracuda, and Whalewolf against them.

Lifehack: Use a fork to get things out of the toaster.

Damn pony express. What’s the hurry?

Buttons? I want my knobs, dials, and levers back.

Is De-Extinction going to be a crossover between Carnosaur, Raptor, Dinocroc, Dinoshark, and Supergator?

I’d say it’s one thing. That thing is “life science”.

It’s like they’re trying to end the Nazi comparisons by becoming Boko Haram.

I wouldn’t say it’s the ultimate. You’ve got to leave room for the inevitable symbolically expensive virtual fruit.

Everything those damn kids like these days.

You shoot John’s dog.

Every one of them looks like they are trying not to cry. They are going to be bending over backwards to out-snitch each other.

Neither do I. But I also don’t eat in my kitchen, so shitting there wouldn’t be a problem.

How they generally just enjoy trolling their audience.

Considering this is Adult Swim, I’m half expecting this news to be a setup. They’ll air season 3 of Perfect Hair Forever instead.