Or if you’re a horny beetle.

I was thinking Carnosaur, Raptor, Dinocroc, Dinoshark, and Supergator are back and wreaking havoc, so scientists pit Sharktopus, Piranhaconda, Pteracuda, and Whalewolf against them.

Is De-Extinction going to be a crossover between Carnosaur, Raptor, Dinocroc, Dinoshark, and Supergator?

I’d say it’s one thing. That thing is “life science”.

It’s like they’re trying to end the Nazi comparisons by becoming Boko Haram.

I wouldn’t say it’s the ultimate. You’ve got to leave room for the inevitable symbolically expensive virtual fruit.

You shoot John’s dog.

Every one of them looks like they are trying not to cry. They are going to be bending over backwards to out-snitch each other.

Neither do I. But I also don’t eat in my kitchen, so shitting there wouldn’t be a problem.

I’d rather see the sonofabitch live his lie. Beat him to death with blunt objects.

Maybe. But once they’re dry they’ll run the union. That’s what Milwaukee does, after all.

He works for a pathologically dishonest agency under a pathologically dishonest administration and morons still believe him?

Send them to fight ISIS. Don’t give them any bullets.

I’d wager the percentage of people getting sick from free popcorn is slightly lower than the percentage of people getting sick from public drinking fountains.

They’d fire you if you found a drugged out, naked, anally bleeding 14 year old and gave him back to the serial killer he had escaped from. Then they’d give you your job back and elect you president of the union.

In my experience, other people only lose respect for you if you’re an asshole to them. The person who is being an asshole to you is almost always being an asshole to them too and they don’t care about (often even appreciate) seeing you be an asshole to the asshole. Best case scenario, the asshole whines to them about…

So his autocorrect caught ‘Melania’ but let ‘collussion’ get through? Does that mean he mentions his wife so rarely her name never went in his dictionary or that he misspells collusion so often it thinks he invented a word?

It’s a question because people like you keep answering it wrong.

You might not have a reason to turn them off. Other people do. If you’re warming your car up at three a.m. on a particularly frigid morning, you may not want your headlights shining in the neighbor’s bedroom window. Car in gear/lights on I could understand. Car on/lights on is pure dipshittery.