Maybe. But once they’re dry they’ll run the union. That’s what Milwaukee does, after all.

He works for a pathologically dishonest agency under a pathologically dishonest administration and morons still believe him?

Send them to fight ISIS. Don’t give them any bullets.

I’d wager the percentage of people getting sick from free popcorn is slightly lower than the percentage of people getting sick from public drinking fountains.

They’d fire you if you found a drugged out, naked, anally bleeding 14 year old and gave him back to the serial killer he had escaped from. Then they’d give you your job back and elect you president of the union.

In my experience, other people only lose respect for you if you’re an asshole to them. The person who is being an asshole to you is almost always being an asshole to them too and they don’t care about (often even appreciate) seeing you be an asshole to the asshole. Best case scenario, the asshole whines to them about…

So his autocorrect caught ‘Melania’ but let ‘collussion’ get through? Does that mean he mentions his wife so rarely her name never went in his dictionary or that he misspells collusion so often it thinks he invented a word?

It’s a question because people like you keep answering it wrong.

You might not have a reason to turn them off. Other people do. If you’re warming your car up at three a.m. on a particularly frigid morning, you may not want your headlights shining in the neighbor’s bedroom window. Car in gear/lights on I could understand. Car on/lights on is pure dipshittery.

Why does the potter’s wheel have a work light that points away from where the potter would be working? I would think the headlights would be pointed straight at the tires.

As the group yelled racial slurs, screamed (OK, I’ll admit that this part is hard to believe), “We are the white supremacists!”

I hang mine, but I have plenty of hanging space and very little shelf space. No drawers. Don’t like ‘em. I put my socks and underwear in a hanging shoe organizer.

I also understand that he has had, in the past year about with cancer that nearly killed him and losing both parents.

He hasn’t gone after him personally, but he still risked pissing him off. If there’s one thing we’ve learned about Trump, it’s that he makes no goddamn sense.

I like the way the news team warn us about disturbing images almost 30 seconds after they show us the image they are warning us about.

Jeff Bezos?

The Rock says... It doesn’t matter what Michael Jordan thinks!

Simpler times.