I like the way the news team warn us about disturbing images almost 30 seconds after they show us the image they are warning us about.

Jeff Bezos?

The Rock says... It doesn’t matter what Michael Jordan thinks!

Simpler times.

Octarine.

Strangely enough, they speak Spanish in Spain.

Yeah. Because legitimizing their BS by turning a blind eye to it has worked so well so far.

There wasn’t an ounce of hyperbole in my statement.

It’s not a hat. It’s a pointy white hood that looks like a hat.

Police logic:

I don’t want to see cops treated like everyone else. We hold truckers to a higher standard on the road and increase their penalties for violations. There’s no damn reason we shouldn’t do the same for cops. We should lower the standard needed to convict a cop (if there’s no evidence, it’s because they covered it up, as…

“That aircraft yoke-like steering unit is all but useless in turns, and it has a tendency to smack its driver right in the genitals.”

Did Berger think that this was some sort of magic ice cream that was regular full-fat and still only 320 calories a pint?

Skipper’s List - 1. Not allowed to airdrop Humvees without parachutes.

The same specifically isn’t applied to cops. The Supreme Court decided that the police don’t actually have to know the laws they enforce. Those who deal with the law every day get to be ignorant of it. It’s only the rest of us who don’t.

Acting like a ten year old is nothing new.

“Chicago-style” is synonymous with “the worst possible”.

I did not misunderstand you. Believe me. Your thoughts aren’t deep enough to be misunderstood. And I’m often an asshole to assholes. You qualified.