eustachedauger
Eustache Dauger
eustachedauger

Yeah. Because legitimizing their BS by turning a blind eye to it has worked so well so far.

There wasn’t an ounce of hyperbole in my statement.

It’s not a hat. It’s a pointy white hood that looks like a hat.

Police logic:

I don’t want to see cops treated like everyone else. We hold truckers to a higher standard on the road and increase their penalties for violations. There’s no damn reason we shouldn’t do the same for cops. We should lower the standard needed to convict a cop (if there’s no evidence, it’s because they covered it up, as

Did Berger think that this was some sort of magic ice cream that was regular full-fat and still only 320 calories a pint?

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Acting like a ten year old is nothing new.

“Chicago-style” is synonymous with “the worst possible”.

I did not misunderstand you. Believe me. Your thoughts aren’t deep enough to be misunderstood. And I’m often an asshole to assholes. You qualified.

Okay so you missed the entire point of what I was saying, which is that this disdain for children as if they should either not be had at all or kept in cages until they become adults is ridiculous...

Of course they were children. So were arsonists, klansmen, serial killers, and rapists. How about we treat children like children instead of the adults they might or might not become.

Children aren’t second-class citizens, and without them you’ll have no one to take care of you when you are old and need a doctor or a nurse or a housecleaner or a pilot.

Setting aside the question of who the hell ever “applauded” Apu’s “thank you, come again”s...

Jackboots don’t have straps.

Is this a zen koan?

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Tell your friend they need a portable laser and a handy volcano.