Ajit Pai belongs in the Mariana Trench.

I hear a cat working on a hairball.

The Adventures of Milo & Choadis.

I wonder how many jokes there will be about Phil’s constant hitting on Birdgirl.

I’ve been ragging on Fox since well before Firefly. I’d say I started ragging on them after The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr and really leaned into it after Brimstone.

Loki didn’t die in the snap. Undoing the snap wouldn’t bring him back.

Though the possibility that you could be interrupted at any moment of your career by Harrison Ford... that’s a little unsettling.

Police logic:

Snapped out of existence is a good thing, here. There’s a better than average chance that the characters who survived will die for real bringing back the ones who were dusted. The “we’ve been doing this for a decade” contingent is still standing, after all. It’s the “we’ve got a sequel due in a couple years” crew that…

And Prof Gangrene in 3/4 of the Killer Tomatoes movies. And Prof Wickwire on The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr. And Mr Radford on Eerie, Indiana. And.... The Riddler on Batman a couple times... I’m starting to think “lesser known” might be appropriate.

I don’t want to see cops treated like everyone else. We hold truckers to a higher standard on the road and increase their penalties for violations. There’s no damn reason we shouldn’t do the same for cops. We should lower the standard needed to convict a cop (if there’s no evidence, it’s because they covered it up, as…

“That aircraft yoke-like steering unit is all but useless in turns, and it has a tendency to smack its driver right in the genitals.”

For a guy who started out entirely literal minded and only began developing a sense of humor in the final minutes of the first movie, I’d say his jokes are admirable. Granted, it’s still funnier when he’s the butt of the joke rather than the one telling it.

Did Berger think that this was some sort of magic ice cream that was regular full-fat and still only 320 calories a pint?

Skipper’s List - 1. Not allowed to airdrop Humvees without parachutes.

They cancelled Futurama even though it was the favorite child of their favorite son. If Groening isn’t safe, no one is.

Why do people even bother to pitch shows to Fox? All the networks have had their moments of confounding prickery (I know I’m still annoyed by what ABC did to Sledge Hammer! 30 years ago), but Fox is notorious for cancelling first and thinking never.

The same specifically isn’t applied to cops. The Supreme Court decided that the police don’t actually have to know the laws they enforce. Those who deal with the law every day get to be ignorant of it. It’s only the rest of us who don’t.