Alabama is a great state

I’m angry. I’m just not angrier. It’s the same level of rage I’ve always had for worthless fratboy assholes.

The people of Kansas prefer their sons wayward.

On the other hand, though, why are you feeding a kid in a shopping cart? Those things are filthy...

A slider bun is 2.5x2.5 inches. 40x80 would be 16 buns by 32 buns, or 512 sliders.

The buns are so warm and luxuriously pillowy you could fashion 250 sliders into a Tempurpedic mattress.

We’ve been at this since 1982, and it’s not gonna stop now.

It would certainly explain why he’s dressed like he’s on his way to marry his 13 year old cousin.

Philadelphia Mayor Jim Kenney also weighed in, saying he is “heartbroken” and would order the city’s Commission on Human Relations to investigate Starbucks’ procedures, BuzzFeed reported.

“I would really like to stay at home, to keep my family together, I’m asking, I’m begging, please,” Ziegler said on courtroom video, according to ABC13.

Peanut butter.

Or the early ‘90s, when that picture was taken. The New WKRP. *shudder*

Benefactors and sponsors? You mean like Patreon, Indiegogo, and Kickstarter? It’s the same as it always was. You just don’t recognize it as such.

Don’t forget your PIN number.

Because god knows nobody ever created anything before copyright existed.

Why would it possibly matter in any way, shape, or form if somebody else can tell? Ethics are for being ethical, not for being seen being ethical.

Yes. My parents are like that. Why in the possible hell would I ever want a big box of old report cards? I didn’t even care about my grades when they actually mattered. I said I didn’t want any of it and they should throw it out. They said I might want it after they die. I (half-jokingly) said I would pay to have them…

“Willingly” is a hell of an assumption with Trump.

I can’t remember any of the music to 4, but I don’t think it’s because the music was forgettable. It’s because every time I started to get into a song Niko would call to ask if I wanted to play darts. Almost the only thing I remember about that game is how much I hated that needy ass.

On the bright side, now they can start suing people who violate their copyright on ransomware.