AT&T has tangled with the DOJ before. It didn’t work out well for them. Hopefully it works out even worse for them this time.

Old Monty

The old Monterey Jack looked like an old-timey mouse of action. This Monterey Jack looks like an old-timey kangaroo rat fratboy. I approve of neither the change in species nor the change of vocation. Fie, I say. A pox on this design.

Autoplay videos get Autobitch comments.

Yeah. He’s too human. Not thing-y enough. Still better than this, though...

Which is why I’m also not convinced he’s dead.

The Thing will never look right to me without a mouth the width of his entire head.

Alabama is a great state

I’m angry. I’m just not angrier. It’s the same level of rage I’ve always had for worthless fratboy assholes.

He knocked him out, but then they dropped a helicarrier on the area where they left him. I’m not convinced he walked away from that one.

3.2 in Indiana.

The people of Kansas prefer their sons wayward.

The only PED mathletes use is ²oids.

The cartoon was fine. Except season 2. Somebody needs to burn in hell for season 2.

On the other hand, though, why are you feeding a kid in a shopping cart? Those things are filthy...

A slider bun is 2.5x2.5 inches. 40x80 would be 16 buns by 32 buns, or 512 sliders.

The buns are so warm and luxuriously pillowy you could fashion 250 sliders into a Tempurpedic mattress.

We’ve been at this since 1982, and it’s not gonna stop now.

It would certainly explain why he’s dressed like he’s on his way to marry his 13 year old cousin.