In all fairness, it’s the “daughter/lover” who is hawking her crap. The “daughter-lover” is the Russian puppet.

Unlike moths.

It’s a little more complicated than that. Technically, it means “we give up, but we know you’ll be pissed if we admit it, so we’re gonna take a break and then give up after you lose interest”.

Of course it’s a joke. If it were the real thing you would have said “Looser Hillary”.

I wonder how long it will be before the first story about a cop using this tech to doctor surveillance footage and frame his ex-wife’s new husband.

Simpsons did it...

This wasn’t in any way an easter egg. Things aren’t hidden just because you didn’t look at them.

Yeah. I mean, would you fire a bank manager just because they stole millions of dollars from the last bank they worked at? Would you fire a teacher just because they molested a kid at their last school? Would you fire a cop just because they murdered someone in their previous department? The past is the past. Let it…

Officer “Back in the good old days” and Officer “This badge makes bigger than you” don’t do it for you?

Man. I just cannot decide which of those three cops looks the least trustworthy.

That’s a horse of a Jeffrey Dahmer!

Tim Stack had trashy daytime talk shows down.

I hear there’s a videotape proving his hot sauce set the world record on the scoville scale.

Our failures must be a vast conspiracy involving people at the highest levels of power throughout the entire government. The only other explanation is that we’re all fucking idiots. But let me ask you this: Why would all those people conspire against idiots? They wouldn’t! That proves we’re smart and the conspiracy is…

Damnit, Dotard. Your family only gave you two rules. Don’t fuck anyone younger than Ivanka and don’t pay anyone more for sex than you are paying Melania. How hard is that?

I hear Nunes can clear three matchbooks, but Junior has a clear edge on shooting the rabbit.

You’d live a much happier life if you just accepted the simple fact that you are a complete imbecile. It must be exhausting trying to convince yourself that you’re worth a damn.

West Philadelphia burned and razed?