You don’t know when he started waiting.

Ned Ryerson, I’ve come to bargain.

West Philadelphia burned and razed?

So he’s calling that “Not a Flamethrower”, but he’s sticking to his guns on “Autopilot”. What a “Not a Douchebag”.

Passion of the Christ 2: Sweet Zombie Jesus

Be fair. It’s hard to type when your stubby thumbs are barely opposable.

“The prosecutor needs to drop the case. He has been prejudiced against us ever since he found out we were guilty.”

It isn’t that hard to reconcile, really. In King of Kong, he was being himself because he assumed that everyone involved was as invested in making him look good as the frauds at Twin Galaxies. Then he realized that nobody outside his circle was invested in him enough to pretend everything he does is amazing and he…

That’s why I keep it casual and address them all as “dickhead”.

I prefer Bullet in the Face, myself.

So... the final third was the worst because of the supernatural nature of the threat. But the first third was all about how the main characters were only needed because of the supernatural nature of the threat. So, really, if that’s why the last third was the worst, the first third was automatically the worst as well.…

In my fantasy everyone on Earth wakes up tomorrow with the inescapable knowledge of exactly how much of a piece of shit they are. The resultant suicides solve those problems and many others.

I disagree. It was clearly Jimmy James.

Looks more like Jim Lee’s work to me.

“Putting vegan pizza on the Fab Four’s plates is sure to inspire fans to try it themselves...”

Just wait until someone does a 127 Hours porn parody.

If you think little Goku has it bad, wait until he names his next kid Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo.