Brave Sir Jeff Flake ran away
Bravely ran away away
When danger reared its ugly head
He bravely turned his tail and fled
Yes, brave Sir Jeff Flake turned about
And gallantly he chickened out
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat
Bravest of the brave, Sir Jeff Flake

Not necessarily. It could also be bigot-speak for “I have so many racist conversations in a day that I just can’t keep track of who hated who and when”.

Even if that were true (which it isn’t), he said

Trump didn’t say what was on everyone’s mind. If he said what was on your mind, it’s because you’re as horrible as he is. If the only way you can justify your opinions to yourself is to pretend like everyone else shares them, you may want to consider the possibility that you just plain suck.

The administration said 10 states have applied for waivers involving work requirements or community involvement: Arizona, Arkansas, Indiana, Kansas, Kentucky, Maine, New Hampshire, North Carolina, Utah and Wisconsin.

Pesto and quinoa
Taking up space on a shelf where the hipsters will be
It’s like a meme.

Personally, I’d have used her mugshot.

I don’t disagree with you, but it is really hard to listen to veterinary advice from someone who refers to dogs and cats as having arms.

The opposite of “Double Dare” is “Half Ban”.

Sometimes I like to go to Merriam-Webster.com and see what words are trending. Seeing what words people are looking up gives me a bit of a view into how the day has been going. “Megalomania”, “Libel”, and “Treasonous” have been drawing a lot of attention lately. I suspect there may be a common link.

You would think “Don’t be evil” would be an easy motto to live up to.

Sounds like he’s already fucking his daughter and wishes he could publicly brag about it.

It wasn’t this Hamburglar, was it?

You’re almost right. He doesn’t want to take a timeout on the punishment. He wants to take a shitload of timeouts on the punishment. Really, he’d prefer if he were only confined when he didn’t have anywhere better to be. You know. Like when your parents would ground you, but you only had to be grounded when you were…

It’s the same game, but the rules have been tweaked. It used to be that you’d make the circle and hit whoever looked. Now nazis make the circle and whoever looks gets to hit them. If you hate nazis, you’ll have more fun than ever.

Being ill is like being tortured.

Terrible, isn’t it. It’s easily the 7th or 8th worst thing to ever happen to my junk.

What happens when the *most qualified* candidate has served your arbitrary term limit? Who wins then? That’s right, your limit limits options just as much as the limit you’re arguing against.