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He may diminish everything he has a hand in, but he can’t tell because things look so huge in his little baby fingers.

Meh. They’re better at judging the movie they just watched, and they’re worse at predicting whether a movie will be worth watching. It’s a bit of a wash, really.

Different, sure. But they’re still kids. And kids don’t tend to look that deeply at things. They see a movie for what it is without thinking about directors, or budgets, or opening weekend box office returns.

I’m sure that’s equally true of 7th graders now. I’d wager (or at least hope) you’re having fewer conversations with 13 year olds these days, which could account for the change in conversation.

I’d take a 20 year old from his parent’s basement over the 71 year old from his parent’s criminal empire that we have now. Age doesn’t make people better. Shit just becomes angry old shit.

I’ve never quite understood why the Age Discrimination in Employment Act only covers people over 40. I can only assume it has something to do with the government itself discriminating against the ‘under 35' set through age of candidacy laws.

Well, I know that I’ve believed Bob sucks dick ever since I read it in a gas station men’s room.

They just want to make sure nobody is taking a slice of Big Pharma’s pie. Any actual benefit to society is just an unavoidable byproduct.

As long as they leave Sky Commanders out of it. God, did I ever hate Sky Commanders.

What even qualifies for the Hasbroverse these days? It used to be GI Joe, Transformers, Inhumanoids, COPS, and Jem. MASK somehow joined in when Hasbro acquired Kenner. Micronauts used to be Mego. They bought Tonka, so they might have Spiral Zone. What else?

...and then an untitled film based on another Hasbro property on October 1, 2021.

He didn’t get invited so much as he walked out of a grandfather clock in the lobby.

It’d be like water infiltrating a pool.

They do have the same attitude toward individuals. As long as those individuals are white male Republicans who pretend to be Christian.

He’d only be a good speedbump for the first few cars. Then he’d be a lousy puddle.

Kellyanne Conway looks like the last 5 minutes of an episode of Tales From the Crypt. The part right after she lets the kid in her house so he can escape the killer and just before you realize she’s something even worse.

Corrupt warden, maybe. Guards have to get their hands dirty.

Pai wouldn’t make a good Jedi. He wouldn’t make a good almost anything, really. His talents basically only lend themselves to being a shill, a lapdog, or a piñata.