I don’t see them saying they’re open to negotiating. I see them saying they are willing to be supported, but only if they are supported in their choice to do whatever they want. It’s the rarely seen “I work for you and you’ll do what I tell you” gambit.

Magic Mouse is such an asinine name. It sounds like it should come free with a LeapTop.

“If you see something, don’t say something because it’s none of your business and you’re probably just jealous anyway”

And, of course, Josh eventually uses the spacesuit costume he’s stolen to do the moonwalk as his final maneuver in the dance off, which becomes a reference to the scene in Back To The Future where Marty ostensibly invents rock music.

Being bound by the hose wouldn’t have been such a good thing if it had wrapped around his neck instead of his chest.

Gays Overcompensating Poorly

Maybe he’s a doublespy like Punch/Counterpunch. He’s Jazz to the Autobots and Honkytonk to the Decepticons.

You think Trump has more hair than meets the eye?

It’s a song about Ghost Rider in a comic movie that isn’t about Ghost Rider. All else is irrelevance.

They should put him in prison, but I’d rather see them cave his face in with a brick.

Tell those parents that it’s equally criminal that we can’t neuter morons like we neuter pets.

Glad you liked that one. It was not a fun image search.

I guess I can kinda see it...

Everyone’s mom has way too many kids.

I am really, really trying to see a hat, here.

I thought the Arby’s logo was a dick. What is it? An oven mitt?

And Virginia.

I prefer to think of them as Matryoshka Birds.

Yes. It’s essentially a new platform. Which is why it should have required a separate install instead of just overwriting the old platform as part of an update.

He hasn’t perfected pigeon-rat technology yet, but I hear he claims to have successfully made a turducken.