According to their Facebook page, Ashland County cops also shot someone on Oct 24. No information has even been released about that one. Maybe this fucker just wanted to go on vacation with his buddies.

I believe that orange powder is called Tanthrax.

He knows what MAD is. It’s fake news.

Some people need to learn to talk American more gooder.

I’m not sure how well Bueno Excellente would go over these days.

This is, for better or worse, the most American song I’ve ever heard.

It’s a question I’ve been asking dummies for years. I’m not surprised that yet another was too simple to answer it.

Why do desperately stupid people like yourself always refer to yourselves as “us”? Do you think you’re fooling people into believing you’re the voice of the masses or do dipshits have a hive-mind?

The most well-known is WWE’s, with a ceremony taking place every year on the weekend of WrestleMania. Criteria are nonexistent, with a number of puzzling inductees and omissions and a nebulous selection process.

She is a terrible human being. Giant albino ferrets always make for terrible human beings. Especially the vapid ones.

The next day, I guarantee each player would have denied vandalizing any house other than the coach’s and thrown a tantrum about how no other team had to clean up and they shouldn’t either because tradition. Teenagers are invariably selfish assholes.

They’d issue a fatwa.

Meanwhile, in the sewer...

...and may subject the City to potential civil liability for the unwarranted disclosure of public records.

It turns out “Canteen Boy” was based on true events.

Or it could be that some people just learn sports easier. I picked them up fine without being taught, and it wasn’t because I was motivated. I didn’t give the slightest of shits.

I would say that Michael almost definitely has a conscience. But, being a demon, it works the other way around. He seems to be genuinely bothered by doing good things.

If you want Cowboy Curtis to join the MCU, SCREAM REAL LOUD!!!