The most well-known is WWE’s, with a ceremony taking place every year on the weekend of WrestleMania. Criteria are nonexistent, with a number of puzzling inductees and omissions and a nebulous selection process.

She is a terrible human being. Giant albino ferrets always make for terrible human beings. Especially the vapid ones.

The next day, I guarantee each player would have denied vandalizing any house other than the coach’s and thrown a tantrum about how no other team had to clean up and they shouldn’t either because tradition. Teenagers are invariably selfish assholes.

There are three reasons to believe Rick Perry is a damnable idiot. Everything he says, everything he does, and... uh... oops.

They’d issue a fatwa.

It is based on Brand Echh comics. Those feelings are to be expected.

Churches are their favorite businesses. I mean, people work there for free and then just give them money. And no taxes! They wish corporations could be churches.

Meanwhile, in the sewer...

They still believe in states rights, as long as they can keep the states competing against each other for corporate attention. It’s only in the rare event that the states start working for the people and against the money that they want a bought and paid for federal agency to intervene.

...and may subject the City to potential civil liability for the unwarranted disclosure of public records.

It turns out “Canteen Boy” was based on true events.

Or it could be that some people just learn sports easier. I picked them up fine without being taught, and it wasn’t because I was motivated. I didn’t give the slightest of shits.

I would say that Michael almost definitely has a conscience. But, being a demon, it works the other way around. He seems to be genuinely bothered by doing good things.

The problem with the FDA reports obtained by Bloomberg is that they don’t specify precisely how the EpiPens failed, nor do they directly say that the failure of the EpiPens to work was the direct cause of death.

If you want Cowboy Curtis to join the MCU, SCREAM REAL LOUD!!!

Exactly. That was Thawn. Wells went from dead, to dick, to doofus. He hasn’t done destroyer (yet).

You don’t throw Porgs at people. You throw a slammer at the Porgs and then keep the ones that land face up.