The most well-known is WWE’s, with a ceremony taking place every year on the weekend of WrestleMania. Criteria are nonexistent, with a number of puzzling inductees and omissions and a nebulous selection process.

She is a terrible human being. Giant albino ferrets always make for terrible human beings. Especially the vapid ones.

The next day, I guarantee each player would have denied vandalizing any house other than the coach’s and thrown a tantrum about how no other team had to clean up and they shouldn’t either because tradition. Teenagers are invariably selfish assholes.

They’d issue a fatwa.

Meanwhile, in the sewer...

...and may subject the City to potential civil liability for the unwarranted disclosure of public records.

It turns out “Canteen Boy” was based on true events.

Or it could be that some people just learn sports easier. I picked them up fine without being taught, and it wasn’t because I was motivated. I didn’t give the slightest of shits.

I would say that Michael almost definitely has a conscience. But, being a demon, it works the other way around. He seems to be genuinely bothered by doing good things.

If you want Cowboy Curtis to join the MCU, SCREAM REAL LOUD!!!

Wisdom is recognizing when you’re wrong so that you can learn from your mistakes. It doesn’t matter how much you think before you act if you are thinking the same way you were when you screwed up last time.

Rebooting the console is a fix. The article clearly states they’re working on a patch, which will be another fix.

For some reason, the paragraph break made me think you had moved on to talking about the kid. Nothing the kid did was accidental, but you’re right about the parents.

Trump and his cronies seem to have adopted the Ronnie Dobbs strategy for lying their way out of trouble.

Young people may have some idea...

“Once is an accident, twice is a mistake” only applies to things that you could possibly have done on accident. You can take off the parking brake and roll out of the driveway on accident. You can’t steal the keys, steal the car, and get in a high speed chase on accident.

I say 2 + 2 is 4. That’s basically Trump’s response to 8 + 9. I’m not magically wrong because an idiot has the same answer to a different question.