A) There were two groups. One in the 40s and one in the 90s. It isn’t really a contradiction to say that it was the furthest the 90s group had gotten.

He had over 50 years to figure it out. I’m sure he would have managed.

It wouldn’t really matter anyway, since Sam was the one who figured out how to compensate for stellar drift without a DHD. They would only have been able to get to the closest planets in the network. But if they got lucky even once and found Abydos, they could go to other worlds from there. The only reason Ernest was…

According to SG-1, they got the gate to work in 1945. Ernest Littlefield went through, was deemed lost, and they shut the whole project down rather than take further risks. His fiance, Catherine, decided to reopen the project at some point after 1969 and later recruited Daniel. There’s about 25 years in there where…

For some reason, the paragraph break made me think you had moved on to talking about the kid. Nothing the kid did was accidental, but you’re right about the parents.

I was going to argue with him, but we both have moms named Leota.

Trump and his cronies seem to have adopted the Ronnie Dobbs strategy for lying their way out of trouble.

Young people may have some idea...

A 10 cent Lipton’s teabag can’t show everyone that you can afford to flush 1,000 dollars down the toilet.

“Once is an accident, twice is a mistake” only applies to things that you could possibly have done on accident. You can take off the parking brake and roll out of the driveway on accident. You can’t steal the keys, steal the car, and get in a high speed chase on accident.

I can see it.

I say 2 + 2 is 4. That’s basically Trump’s response to 8 + 9. I’m not magically wrong because an idiot has the same answer to a different question.

Nothing will teach him respect. He can at least learn to shut the fuck up.

He’s already in the tiki torch crowd. It really doesn’t matter how far in it he is. He’s in it. When someone is evil you don’t just let it slide for fear that he might get ever so slightly more evil if you don’t. Keep beating his ass until his head falls out.

I had forgotten that Global Dynamics and Veridian Dynamics once tried to pool their resources.

However, the key here is Waititi seems to be involved, much like Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant were involved with the U.S. Office. That show also had a very specific brand of humor and, after a season or so, did a great job finding its own voice while keeping the same structure. Maybe What We Do In The Shadows…

If I had to guess, I’d say the fish won’t but the chicken will. Or they’ll be original and give him a turtle and a drill.