When I first saw that Jeep commercial, I assumed that Jeremey Renner was intrigued by the girl in the Jeep and was intimating to his bandmates, “catch up with you later, suckers, the Ren-dog is gonna fuck.”

Just when I start to think I have a decent handle on the world, I find out there’s not only a Jeremy Renner app, but also, apparently, an audience for it.

In the good old days we’d just force kids to eat shit they didn’t like. Not woke, but keeps them alive and healthy.

Are those supposed to be “angry”? I thought they were “sneezy”. I was very confused why people were giving their Jeeps sneezy faces.

I’ll have to wait/look elsewhere until a 280mph Bugatti SUV shows up. I have a stroller to haul and my wife wants the better view of traffic.

Meh.

One thing to keep in mind if you’re a person who drives a lot of miles.

Single easiest way to tell if the driver is a douchebag.

These are (mostly) 2018 JLs.

maybe it’s because Pep Boys ran outta angry eyes...

Have finished fucking myself, standing by for further instructions

‘Okay, let’s exchange information..... what do you mean you like running on the beach, ham bones and having your tummy tickled?.....’

Who thinks an S-Class is a good first car for you dog?  I mostly blame the parents here.

More like good boy, dumb owner.

You’re right, the C5 hasn’t aged a day.

Okay I’m not going to fight you because you are clearly insane

2006 Dodge Neon with larger headlights.

Gonna guess you don’t have kids, so let me break it down

They had a street legal electric supermoto in like 2015.