You, sir, are a service to the community....

lol jokes on you, you have to live in Philly.

Every so often an article, tweet, social media post, etc confirms that the real shithole country is the one north of Mexico.

Please park right in front of or behind this orange GTI.

I don’t usually stoop to typing such words, but fuck whoever that is.

This is awkward because I live in that neighborhood and I’m awaiting delivery of my Orange 30AE Miata right now.

Alright so this is taking things in a COMPLETELY different direction, but this is a great why America needs to do that thing some European countries do:

Imagine the horror when he picks up one of these bad boys:

Get the car wrapped in neon orange. Never de-escalate.

lol...but seriously let’s not suggest that people call the police for dumb shit, because people WILL call the police for dumb shit.

“...we have other cars for longer trips.”

It’s painted black so I’m going to say it’s Night Ranger-based, and motorin’...moootorin...

Affordable. Economical. Dignified. Not garish. The VW Touareg TDI.

The E class wagon starts at $64k before any options. That is $11k more than the top of the line CLA...

Sorry  there are no other words....

Love is 99% impractical.

this is remarkably optimistic thinking we will have a country in 8+ years. :)