You know everyone is being really polite here; so as a Navy veteran I’ll go ahead and say it:

Yup. I loathe the bastard. And this story is reason #283.

Acceptable.

If I’m honest, I hate donks less than I hate stanced cars. At least donks can defeat speedbumps and mildly graded driveway aprons.

Haven’t been a fan of the 1-series, but this is probably the best its ever looked. Might be sad that it’s losing its distinctive characteristics with going front wheel drive, but it makes economic sense, and the business reps that drive the majority of them likely won’t even know the difference.

Damn them all to hell!

It’s too bad that guns are banned there.  Here in the U.S. when there are nuisance animals (usually Canada geese or whitetail deer that despoil parks and lakes), cities will hire professional hunters to shoot the animals.  This not only thins the animal population, but significantly discourages the animals from…

All I hear is a bunch of stupid shit in these questions.

I actually prefer the VW’s styling as I think Audi styling is getting LONG in the tooth and they need some new design language. However, I’d still buy the A5 since it has a longitudinal engine configuration and the better AWD system and probably just drives a lot better.

VW bumper-to-bumper warranty is 6y\72k which is better than Kia’s.

This is why I don’t trust subways.

Clearly in need of more...training.

Well nobody else has said it but I will. Not one, but TWO mouth breathers filming vertically. You know, if you stop posting these people might stop doing it. Rewarding bad behavior only encourages it. 

Its the onions. Some bastard cut some at my desk too.

damnit, why am i already crying

This is true, but remember, most parents situational awareness comes from years of experience.

When I started dating my now ex-wife, about four or five dates in, I once referred to her 1997 Saturn SC with faded paint, cracked panels and dry-rotted interior as a “Shitty Road Toilet”. She took offense, but I quickly apologized and moved on.

UH HELLO

Boomers: “You kids don’t work these days!”