Hey get out of here with your “sense” and “marketability.” This is Jalopnik!

I think you mean, “7 miles....brrrrtt!”

The correct sound is brrrrrrrrrttttttttttt.

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This needs to be carried over as the COTD for tomorrow. Well done.

Little known fact: this is how the Forester was born.

You don’t own a Ducati. You’re just trying to start a Ducati firesale to drive down the prices so you can own a Ducati.

Harley-Davidson Buys Ducati = Buellshit

Did Eric Buell have some vendetta against testicles? Are you supposed to sit on that giant spring?

Imagine a world where internal combustion engines use a fluid to aid in keeping operating temperatures low. Witchcraft!

Great idea if Milwaukee stays the F out of Italy and leaves them alone. The bar and shield know how to take care of their market group, but they can’t even sell their own performance bike the v-rod, because the faithful see water cooling as the Devil’s own tears. Plus they know nothing about racing or sport bikes,…

That Kid is simply a piece of shit. No respect for that car, no respect for anything, and trying to drift like a douchebag around those other cars. GTFOH!

There might have been smoke on the water.

I can only imagine how bad this could be if he hadn’t been wearing his new purple driving gloves.

Weird, since everyone in that video seems thoroughly competent, careful, and generally intelligent. I guess this just goes to show you that freak accidents can occur to the best of us no matter how many precautions you take.

Coming soon in an understeery cloud of smoke to a Cars and Coffee near you!

Anyone who spends more than 40 grand on a Camaro is no less stupid than someone who spend 60 grand on a Civic. There’s waaaaaaaaaaaay better cars than the Camaro and the Civic in that range.

Ten large markup on an economy hatch, billed by the manufacturer as “$2,000" less than the competition?

Oh, and I’m on my way to buy a 1975 Land Cruiser. Nothing to do with this, I just had to tell someone.

Sure makes me feel good about the $6K under MSRP I paid for my GTI Sport. Which unlike the Civic, isn’t hideous inside and out.