Worst game of FMK ever.

I’m having a hard time understanding him. What does De’Fox say?

Well, at least we know how he’d play against Jordan now.

The GOP blew a 237-193 lead in the House.

As long as he can steal the Twinkies out of their lunch boxes, he’s cool with it

That’s actually just another pair of khakis folded up.

It’s not an implausible take to say that their recent problems are due less to fatigue than to trying to figure out lineups now that they have more players to rotate in and out. Obviously, I didn’t come up with that all by myself, but when Brooks is trying to see what Jennings and Mahimi and Bogdanovich and Oubre and…

YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LONZO: HAVING A BALL WITH FATHER OF THE YEAR

Highlight truther!

When I was in my early twenties, my workplace had a UPS guy who would drop off football parlay cards (and any payouts from previous weekend) on Tuesday and pick them up on Friday. The uniform/floor mat guy sold great weed at a good price on his weekly rounds. Morale, as I recall, was always pretty high.

Some IT person who works for the Chicago Tribune has access to Robert Reed’s browsing history. Whether through a web gateway product or just downloading the webcache.dat (I think we can assume Robert Reed uses Internet Explorer) from his computer, someone reading this has access to this information.

Unironically shake hands! Enjoy the latest record from The Four Freshmen while drinking some Delaware Punch! Compliment your quarterback by saying that his pass was “swell”! But no new lascivious, suggestive dances like The Lindy Hop or The Charleston!

LaVar Ball is a moron. It obviously hasn’t been an issue for Isaiah Thomas.

This whole ‘controversy’ is nonsense, and I just knew LeBatard was going to bring it today on his radio show, as he 1) routinely takes the pro-player/anti-management/anti-fan stance and 2) doesn’t mind traversing the racial minefield that is accusing a black superstar athlete of being lazy. His take in a nutshell: …

Bank of America destroyed this country in 2008

You can’t just casually admit you’re a cannibal or Satan without stopping to explain. I see no difference here.

Getting drunk AT the sporting event? Who am I, Rockefeller?

I think sports fans ring hump too much. Yeah, championships are great and the reason you play and watch the game. But it can certainly be fun to watch a non-championship team.

Do you know how nice it is to be a Wizards fan, read an article like this, and NOT find your team’s name on a list of garbage fires that should be immediately relegated?

r/GoNets is the saddest thing on the internet. I dare you to look at it.