Fantastic

Seriously, since bringing this up it’s all I’ve thought of. I’m definitely making chili this weekend.

I’m excited for the piece Samer must be writing as we speak.

Sadly, Air Bud died of cancer at the young age of 10. Taken too soon! Truly the John Cazale of animal actors.

DC area here! It was Chi-Chi’s and only Chi-Chi’s for me.

Tortilla _chips_

Townhouse FlipSides are really good! I completely forgot about ‘em. Cocaine is a good comparison since those things should be illegal.

I immediately jumped to a group chat with a bunch of friends and typed “holy fucking shit magary” the moment I saw the abomination at #1.

I grew up with the Keebler Zesta saltines. I don’t really have any takes on saltine brands at this point, but if I ever found myself buying saltines I’d probably go with what I know. I’ll keep the Nabisco in mind, though!

On a side note, “biskit” will become standard spelling during the Trump administration.

Truly the face of a man with far too much praise for Wheat Thins.

Honestly, if a pita chip qualifies as a cracker, then so does a tortilla chip. In that case, the entire list is broken because tortilla chips > everything on that list and it’s not even close.

I have no idea if this is a thing elsewhere, but for whatever reason I grew up eating chili with saltines. Maybe tortillas weren’t yet hugely popular? I don’t remember, it was the 80s.

#69gate!

I’m proud to have delivered your 69th star.

European Woman: Why are you picking the ball up? Why does the ball have corners?

Deadspin is the last place I expected LiveJasmine ads to pop up.

I’ll fess up to the fact being in DC I’m a beneficiary of a team moving — I literally dreamed of a D.C. Team my entire life and then it finally happened! In my 30s! Whatever! I’ll take it!

There’s zero chance Coach K takes this season’s train wreck on his WL record. All class that guy.