Invite an EPL team’s reserves on summer break to play the MLS all stars? http://matchcenter.mlssoccer.com/matchcenter/2016-07-28-mls-all-star-team-vs-arsenal/boxscore

Does the Rose Rule have anything to do with the All Star game? I thought it was MVP or All NBA Team.

Don’t have anything snarky to say; I’d love to see this kid succeed. His dad was a genuinely wonderful human being. He looks good!

Those two things tend to be inextricably linked though. It’s not like the Sonics went from Seattle to Oklahoma City because the fucking market was bigger.

Are the mountains blocking the red carpet?

This is cool and good news but no reason to lose your mind.

+1 you’re with me waiters

I’m sure Whiteside will have no trouble reminding him who the real super star in Miami is.

I totally understand why you didn’t realize Mahinmi had played 14 minutes — they were utterly forgettable minutes.

If Brown really wanted to stick it to the Patriots he would have streamed from a Microsoft Surface.

Could you at least explain why anybody would be throwing battery filled snowballs indoors? Is it because football fans suck?

What the hell is wrong with Italian wedding soup? It’s delicious.

I feel like this post came out of a “You too can talk NBA!” text generator, just fill in the blanks Mad Libs style. Like this!

You’re a monster 😧

I figured the Nats deal went cold for good reasons; this makes it sound like they actually preferred Adam Eaton, which begs the question WHY!?!?

I was in LA in 2010 with my girlfriend at the time, who was there to work at E3. I tagged along and managed to borrow a pass from one of her ex co-workers who couldn’t make it so I could go into the industry only event. That was fun!

Kinja: Where Even the Lowlights Get Truthered

And now I’m depressed.

Wait, the LDS has a President!?

Price and Sale? What are they running in Boston, a dollar store?