I’ve had this weird idea rattling around in my head that maybe Strasburg’s future lies in being a closer.

pretty expensive sale imo

I’d say you were trying too hard... affogato bout it, you did good.

“What’s Google?” - Gary Johnson voter

He doesn’t write for his new site, so you’re in the clear.

Hey, on the plus side Ovechkin got to see a Stanley Cup banner raised a few weeks ago.

I completely missed that MLK Jr post last year. Holy fucking shit.

Can we also get an article regarding this follow up piece, which includes this astonishingly nonsensical quote:

Jason Smith makes $5 mil? Please tell me that’s a typo and you meant to just say $5.

Is this what you all call “good kinja”? Seriously, I’m asking. I don’t know anymore.

It really was wonderful of us to make Tim Hardaway Jr look like Tim Hardaway Sr. I am so looking forward to watching these Wizarding basketball men 81 more times this year.

This is what happens when you have irresponsibly hot taeks.

You should have kept reading. Literally in the same paragraph:

Just want to point out that Kevin Durant did not in fact sign with the Wizards.

I was trying to be optimistic about the Wizards. Then I watched them last night. I assumed that they were a professional basketball team with at least three or four professional basketball men plus a guy named Otto Porter, but actually it turns out they are not a professional basketball team and possibly we should…

oh snap

While we’re at it, Make LucasArts Great Again. I’d kill for a Zak McKracken remake.

Fuck it. I bought one.

Since when did Ted Cruz become a Cubs owner?

Finally I will never watch another baseball game again. Sorry Nats, but I can only take devoting myself to a scintillating regular season raise expectations sky high only to be crushed when the team comes up far short once a year, and the Caps were playing this game three years before you were. Have a nice life.