Bumgarner was the Giants reliever in that game 7! Nobody disputes this! How can this possibly be a difficult concept for you to understand?

Did Liriano start this game?

They’re pitching in Colorado half the year. How the hell do you expect to attract talent?

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This is the comment I came to see. +1

I mean, Nolan Arenado is kind of worth turning in for.

Can one actually choose to grow a unibrow? Seems like you've either got it or you don't.

No

I’ve dislocated my right shoulder about 10 times now in the last 22 years and it still fucking sucks every time.

Dislocated elbows don't melt steel beams

I see what you did there, but it still wasn't all that good.

As an Armenian i’d like to devote all future stars to you.

Seriously, how does Suarez not crack that list?

The Olympics will be over by the time I’m done with this. Wow.

That’s three comments, “One-Comment” — you’re out!

I'd say it's no such thing. Quite a pickle we find ourselves in.

This is a poor citation.

Love Mann’s shorter works, but never got around to the novels, sorry :(

*you’re

It’s true, right there in Euclid’s Elements.