Bird/McHale/Parrish?

We banned alcohol once. Good decisions aren't one our strong suits.

Shh, let everyone have their hot taeks. They'd find something else to whine about anyways.

Stat truthers, always ruining a good game of hot potato.

The look on Plumlee’s face. Act like you've been there, kid!

If you’re suggesting it’s factory made, I think they covered that in the name of the establishment.

So much this. Every time they cut to Dungy in the studio for about 8 seconds I'm 100% positive that he's dead.

Rekt!

This is perfect. I could have used this last night while I was watching at home getting pissed. I’ll keep this saved for future reference when I need to chill out.

You're a shitty person. Just thought you should know that.

Whatever you do, don't ask JudgeHoldin.

Agreed 100%. People love to dog Suarez and for good reason, but he has a next level desire to win that beats out a lot of other players.

Goddamnit that's good.

This is a really terrible example of sarcasm.

Stop looking, everyone! Found the asshole.

This is tremendously good! If there were an award for best use of Blake Edwards in a comment section, you’d be a shoo in to win it.

It seems like a version of this question shows up every time a Porzingod article goes up.

Pretty sure Oddjob is the Jags equipment manager.

Keep em coming! I love this majestic, Latvian giraffe!

Well... yeah, obviously. You’re making a wager on an unknown outcome. That’s the literal definition of gambling.