All of that is true, but poker is still gambling.

This analogy doesn’t make any sense. Are you saying that poker isn’t gambling?

It’s his spider hands, isn’t it?

This is the stupidest fucking comment of the year. How did you of all people get out of the greys?

That's even better. Forgot the TZA sound.

I think it's Bee-yell-i-ca.

Jeff has zero chill. Like when he clotheslined Brad Beal in the playoffs last year.

+1, so it goes.

It really is a lot of fun. I’ve scaled back my season long leagues I’ve been in over the years and even with casual play (i.e. losing all my money) I still spend less on DFS than I used to in a half dozen season long leagues with various groups of friends.

Her columns are usually better than that; I think she was going for humor but it wasn’t very effective.

You should forward this onto Gay and Williams. It'll help em cut into that fine.

I think it was a good choice. Really hammer and sickled the point home.

Wasn't sure where you were going with this, but it was an excellent payoff. Good job!

If it’s any consolation, his post political career has been marked by a ton of baffling controversy.

Both “Last Train to Shinagawa” and “Tokyo Sexwale” would work as Murakami titles, too!

That would be absolute chaos! I'd love it.

Agreed. They’re all unquestionably terrible at their jobs, but this minute long diversion is hardly going to change that.

This is a fascinating idea. Think of the stakes!

This is a rare and excellent example of explaining the joke being a good thing. Thank you!

This deserves all the love.