Californian slang for Arizonan, especially the ones who flood coastal cities in the summer and drive like they never got over their heat stroke from back home.

Plastic film over the lens?

COTD

And then call the tow truck to pick you up when it breaks down.

Then trade that for an STi.

Immediately trade it in for a Golf R?

No you missed nothing. I was going to hold out until the end but I won’t be that cruel. I’ll post the price in the next post. And yes you will cry especially when you learn that this is a 2017 w/ the z07 package 3LZ

Or, alternately, you could do a little internet research and find the 9-5 was made in fairly large numbers virtually unchanged from the 1999-2009 model years, a good portion of it was bog-standard GM parts, and those that weren’t are still readily available, and they’re cheap enough that you could buy a whole other…

That’s “why not” money for a running car. I’d buy this for my oldest kid, but he’s only 3. NP.

So they get offended by a VW impound lot impersonating pre-game parking, but never had problem with the Lions impersonating a football team?

Those “other things” include jails, police, fire departments, code enforcement, and a million other things that go on in the background.

Gay-rage = garage if you said it with an accent.

Those of us who mourned Saab have moved firmly into the “acceptance” phase.

A job is just a job. Doesn’t mean the guy wakes up every morning to be possessed by the spirit of the Volkswagen brand. And anyway “some guy at a dealership” is definitely not necessarily in PR.

Ah, the sweet innocence of someone who has apparently never visited VWvortex...