They banned guns? Isnt that just inviting the bad guys in? (that’s how it works, right?)

James Franco’s 4th brother there looks like he is about to be touched inappropriately by an old homeless Russian man.

But it didn’t end there. On the back of the photo Alex wrote, “You must find the Jade Monkey by the next full moon.”

She’s treated a lot like how Serena Williams is treated. Williams has been called a man by so many people and so has Michelle. I’m wondering if it is because both women are black, strong and athletic. That racist can’t stand their mix of strength and power so they deny their womanhood.

“I’m not a racist — those are only things I say from my true heart-of-hearts in private to my friends!”

Unlike many of those getting angry with this there is no way this girl did this without reading most of the bible from cover to cover.

Do they think that Jesus hand printed their Bible Himself? Are they not aware that the publishing company picked the font and lay out and even some pictures to go in the book they have? How is that different? Why do they care? When am I getting a 5th season of Avatar: The Last Air Bender? These are the questions that…

He really wanted a driver.

Let’s be honest: those goofy scratch off tickets and fake keys that are mainstays of traveling circus shitshows like OnPoint and Redline are sleazy and are very effective at producing streams of irritated people that believe that they actually won something, all in the hopes that 0.5% of them will turn out to be…

Yeah the feigned innocence is getting old.

And what exactly would be “helping”? Treating them with respect? Nah, respect has to be earned not given.

She knew exactly what she was doing and what the potential outcomes were from flying commercial. Part of me thinks Bannon set this up so this exact incident would occur and everyone would feel sorry for lil Vanky.

I know i’m supposed to feel bad for Ivanka, but I can’t. Fuck her. Fuck her husband. They are going to make billions off the american taxpayer and have no shame or remorse or anything resembling human emotions. I might feel the slightest bit of pity for the kids, except then I remember they’re all fucking rich and…

i dont believe i have ever, in my entire life, seen a hug i wanted to return more.

That’s what I tell my wife when she thinks I dutch oven.

Someone call the internet police.

“Why are millenials always writing about being scared?”

Because we were born into a world we have no control over, featuring weapons so powerful they could scour the entire world of life, with a good chance of madmen gaining control of them at any time?

Just a product of their environment. I blame the parents.

Why are millennials always writing about being scared?

Recidivism rates for murder are notoriously low (as compared to other crimes).