Only God Forgives was atrocious.

Germany has its own homegrown fascists to contend with, they aren’t really a beacon of progressive politics.

Westeros is really just Hurley’s dream

Worst company I ever worked for. Horrendous food safety practices (there were live mosquito larva living in the water for the hot bar). Meat was frequently frozen and re-thawed and mixed with fresh cut meat to boost visible inventory. At two stores I worked for the Meat department head would grind raw turkey/chicken,…

With the character answer always being “christmas”

Looks like someone took a 15 minute drive south of Albuquerque

I don’t keep up with who is in Wu Tang Clan anymore I guess. Wheres President Dirty Bastard when you need him?

The woman in the second photo is reacting to the presence of a ghost the way I react to being asked to do things by my employer.

knees weak, bowels heavy, vomit, sweater, etc etc

I miss True Crime being a regular thing on gizmodo.

Its the Immigants, even when it was the bears I knew it was the Immigants

more proof that all us Burqueno’s have always been creeps/the end result of being last in Education in a country that is also pretty far down the list internationally

Sounds like the library in Castlevania: Symphony of the Night

I hope your vape pen explodes in your shell, and that when your mom washes your fedora it never fits right again.

Minor semantics at best. Or should I say miner semantics?

I don’t think them being pronounced and spelled the same is a form of rhyming.

Do your parents know you’re on the internet right now? Usually you have to be at least 13 to log on to the ‘net without asking permission first.

Also uncredited is St. Aldritch the God-Eater, one of the more frustrating bosses in Dark Souls 3

Remember when gizmodo had content? Those were lovely times.